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Pint Of No Return

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This track was supposed to be on a Thrasher compilation. That's why it sounds more skatey than our other songs. But then the comp was canceled and this song has been gathering dust since 2020. We wanted to put it out there to tide over all our thrashin' friends while we work on the next album. Bust out your board and rip it up, brah!

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PINT OF NO RETURN

Skatin’ Skid Row
The Great Outdoors
I'm pushing mongo
You’re drinking Coors
That bullet bottle
It’s so inviting
Just chug 10 of em
While you’re riding

But wait – Up it comes
You didn’t buy any Tums

All that shit beer, your gut is starting to burn
Puking in the alley, it’s the Pint Of No Return

Goofy foot
You bought a case
Down em all
Won’t go to waste
Corn syrup brew
The cheapest kind
Lose your cookies
Lose your mind

But wait – Up it comes
Past your teeth and past your gums

All that shit beer, your gut is starting to burn
Puking in the alley, it’s the Pint Of No Return

But wait – Up it comes
Damn kid, you’re so fucking dumb

All that shit beer, your gut is starting to burn
Puking in the alley, it’s the Pint Of No Return

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released January 7, 2022
Recorded at Veracuda Studios. Mix and produced by Phil Vera. Mastered by Nick Townsend.

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Trappist Los Angeles, California

Los Angeles-based, beer-centric, crusty hardcore thrash from dudes known for Spazz, Infest, Despise You, Crom, Killed in Action, Grill Em All...

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